You may need to click on the picture to get a better view of it, but it says:
My name is [redacted]. My favorite movie is Saw III...
WTF? Who lets their kid watch Saw III? More importantly, what kid feels the need to tell a complete stranger that he/she likes Saw III? I almost hesitated to make fun of this letter, for fear of some psychopathic 8-year-old unleashing a vicious killer mime puppet that was going to hack me up with a buzzsaw. But then I realized that this is the price I pay for being famous on the Internet, so I went ahead with it. The story of my life--as warped as it may be--needs to be told, as few people run into sheer level of bizarre I encounter every single day.