With that said, I look at today's menu and notice that it's spaghetti day. I love spaghetti. And when it's made with actual meat sauce, that makes it that much better. Now, it would be entirely like the Army to find a way to mess up this simple, functionally elegant meal, but given the fact that it is spaghetti, you'd actually have to actively try to mess up a meal like this.
I open the first mermite container and there, just like you'd expect, are the noodles. I heap a massive portion of noodles onto my plate.
Next, of course, is the sauce. I get to the next mermite container.
They're out of spaghetti sauce.
HUNDREDS OF BILLIONS OF DOLLARS SPENT IN THIS WAR AND I CAN'T GET SPAGHETTI SAUCE?! WTF!!
So yes, amazingly, the Army found a way to mess up even spaghetti. Off to enjoy my dry noodles...