The Afghanistan Study Group--the MST3K version

I was about to read the Afghanistan Study Group's latest paper, when I realized it was universally panned by a number of foreign policy experts, most epically by Joshua Foust.

Maybe a group of bloggers should respond to the thing MST3K-style?  Who's with me?

Edit:  The Great Satan's Girlfriend tackled this subject far more sexifully than Joshua Foust.  That's right.  Far more sexifully.