Top 2% of deviant minds...

So I get this e-mail, which was forwarded to about 50 people. The e-mail included a game called "Smack Your Boss", which is kind of amusing. Turns out that I have amassed quite a reputation for being a deviant and warped mind. Maybe that can be turned into a positive bullet when my evaluation comes out, who knows...

THIS...is the kind of stuff my little NCO on the [Operations Center] floor finds while he's on nights [night shift]...I'm sure most of you will find it amusing rather than revolting and disturbing as I found it...especially YOU [Starbuck]!...you'll probably pee your pants in delight...some kids just have too much time on their hands.