Late last month Iran’s Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei pointedly restated Great Britain’s longstanding designation as Tehran’s public enemy No. 1, surpassing the Great Satan America and Zionist Israel. In this verbal assault, the clerics credited “Perfidious Albion” with manipulating and even controlling the actions of the United States in confronting Iran and containing its ambitions. Wow!Woohoo, we’re number 1!!! Take that America, who’s the Great Satan now!
Those bastards! They even beat out Israel, too!
Now I know how the Soviets felt when they lost that hockey game.