Realizing that I'm pretty much fucked and that the options at the local post exchange are either a.) a $10 watch or b.) a $300+ GPS watch, I began to feel down on my luck. Fortunately, I mentioned this to one of my fellow milblogger/aviator friends, Claudia, who runs a blog entitled "Between Switzerland and the US".
The bad news: I have to send my Casio back to the US to get fixed
The good news: Claudia has five watches from a promotional giveaway.
The better news: Claudia is from Switzerland, and these watches are also made in Switzerland
The bad news: Not a Rolex
The good news: It's a Swatch
The better news: Not the flourescent-colored Swatch Watches from Parker Lewis Can't Lose, either. It's a pretty damn good watch, apparently.