Okay, CENTCOM, here's the deal

To:  GEN Mattis, James

CC:  CENTCOM PAO

From:  Your favorite blogger

Subject:  Kitties!

Message:

Dear CENTCOM

I noticed that your new blog features a lovable picture of a US service member and a kitten.  You may be new to this whole Internet thing, so I feel I should warn you:  this will inevitably result in thousands of strangely-captioned cat pictures.  

Known as LOLcats, they're, even more popular than Lady Gaga.  Some are even translating the Bible into the strange, pidgin language of the LOLcats.  That's how popular they are.  

You need to start a crazy caption contest for military LOLcats.  Seriously.  If you don't, someone will do it for you.