I imagine there are quite a few jealous, jilted ladies out there in the vast Internet. Hi, welcome. Allow me to let you in on a little secret. See, we all know that you like to Google search your ex-boyfriend's name, occasionally searching for his new girlfriend.
Since I have the Great Satan's Girlfriend on my blogroll, I often get hits from crazy exes looking for the word "girlfriend" in connection with big names in the defense community. Similarly, Great Satan's Girlfriend herself gets all kinds of hits from jealous ex-lovers.
With that said, I wonder who in Stockholm, Sweden is crazy enough to do a Google search for "julian assange girlfriend"? Twice in one morning. (Last Wednesday morning, 27 October, at 8:30 AM and 10:00 AM Central Europe Time)
I'm not making this up.
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And for further clarification, when I refer to "kinky stuff", I mean this:
I found myself loving a girl who was a coffee addict. I would make a watery paste of finely ground coffee and surreptitiously smear this around my neck and shoulders before seducing her so she would associate my body with her dopaminergic cravings. But every association relates two objects both ways. She started drinking more and more coffee. Sometimes I looked at her cups of liquid arabicia with envious eyes for if there were four cups then somehow, I was one of them, or a quarter of everyone one of them...